>>>CANONS<<<

[JESSEBARBIE<3]

SECRET CLAIMS.

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LOVE
---I faked my pregnancy and miscarriage so that he would stay with me.
---When will you ever see that I'm the one you need?
---I cheated on him, but won't say anything because I need this relationship to work.
---Is being in love with your teacher normal?
---I think I'm a lesbian because I love my best friend.
---He thinks we only made out because we were drunk. I was entirely sober the whole time.
---I'm the reason they got a divorce.

SEX
---I want to sleep with a guy just to take his virginity.
---The only reason I tutor his little brother is to have sex with him.
---The only reason we're not evicted yet is because I give blowjobs to both my boss and landlord.
---We said we'd lose our virginities to each other, but mine has been gone for years.
---I'm sleeping with my step-sisters. All three of them.
---My best friend's girlfriend tried to blow me last night.
---I fake my orgasms every single time.
---I'm a nymphomaniac.
---The only thing that turns me on is thinking about having sex with someone dead.

FAMILY
---As soon as my sister turns 18, I want nothing to do with my parents anymore.
---My family is homeless, so I steal everything I want.
---Your mother's baby is mine, not your dad's.
---Everytime I see my sister, I can't help but think she's hot.
---Dad raped me last night and made my mom watch.
---I'm very bored by how normal my family is.
---The only time I talk to my parents is to ask for money.
---Mom won't go to rehab, so I won't go home.
---Apparently I was stupid last night. That's how my eye got bruised.
---I sold my mom's wedding ring on eBay for a thousand bucks. All of the money went into buying my car.

APPEARANCE
---I starve myself because my mom tells me to lose weight all the time.
---When I got a nose job, my parents didn't even notice.
---I eat in the bathroom at lunch because I'm afraid people will tell me I'm fat.
---The only reason I dress 'emo' is to make people talk about me.
---I wish I looked like my best friend. She's gorgeous, I'm just there to make her look prettier.
---I tell everyone my hair is naturally blond. I'm truly a brunette.
---Alopecia is ruining my life. Everyone thinks I have cancer.
---I dress like a slut to get attention from teachers.
---All of my clothes come from Goodwill.

SCHOOL
---My good grades come from sexual favors to teachers.
---I dropped out because it was easier than dealing with my dyslexia.
---Everyone thinks I failed because I'm an idiot, really it's because I'm afraid to graduate.
---I'm afraid to ask for help, so I just suffer in silence.
---Every day I skip gym by telling the teacher I have asmtha. Best lie I ever told.
---I stay as long as I can at school so I don't have to go home to an empty house.

DESIRES
---The only reason I want a dog is so I can kick it around when I'm angry.
---Everytime I see you in the hallway, I want to kiss you instead of calling you a "faggot".
---I'd rather do ballet than football.
---The only thing that keeps me going during the day is oxycodone.
---All I want is to be homecoming queen just once.

OTHER
---I can't keep a secret.
---I'm only popular because I hurt my best friend.
---Last year I was in the hospital for attempted suicide, not for a broken leg.
---I give hobos all of my money instead of paying my bills.
---I believe Shadow is the best thing to ever happen to this city.
---I'm afraid I killed your dog the other night.
---The only thing that makes me happy anymore is pot.
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